Now too lazy to post...go to my Facebook page

The one hour of actual work I have to at the office is proving too much.  For the time being I won't be posting on this blog but just putting stuff up directly on my Facebook page.  If you haven't done it yet, LIKE ME or FOLLOW ME.

This is truly gangsta

Titties and carrot cake: that actually is all I really need.

via Huffington Post

Gatling gun slingshot

This guy could sell a bunch to the Libyan rebels.

via BroBible

Flaming wallet prank

Do this at the wrong fast food joint and you might just get yourself accidentally shot.

via Stuff I Stole From The Internet

Car Porn of the Day: Lamborghini Aventador

Makes me wish I had a better job. Sigh...

Uber fusion

This can't possibly be good.  I can only imagine the morning aftermath on the toilet.

via Banned in Hollywood

Vietnamese girl rocks Billie Jean

I'm just thrilled to have a post on a Vietnamese girl and it's actually SFW. This girl is pretty awesome though.

via Hyphen Magazine

Our Marines can do a Britney cover and still kick ass

Why dating an older MILF would be awesome

via UberHumor

Mission Impossible Squirrel

Some bored people in England set up this contraption in their backyard and trained a squirrel to get all Mission Impossible.

Naked chicks help society

Nudity for Charity could be the greatest Internet invention of all time.  The site enables ladies to raise money for their favorite charity by offering to get naked once a certain dollar threshold is raised.  So far only a handful of girls have taken advantage of this wonderful concept but I'm hopeful this site will really take off.   

I could use some Viagra beer

To commemorate the upcoming royal nuptials, Scottish brewery Brewdog is releasing Royal Virility Performance Viagra Beer which contains herbal Viagra and other goodies that are suppose to get you strong like wood.  Bottles sell for about 15 bucks and only 1,000 bottles will be available.

via Laughing Squid

College degrees explained

via Izismile

My work day anthem

I need this pill

via Uber Humor