This is truly gangsta

Titties and carrot cake: that actually is all I really need.

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Flaming wallet prank

Do this at the wrong fast food joint and you might just get yourself accidentally shot.

via Stuff I Stole From The Internet

Uber fusion

This can't possibly be good.  I can only imagine the morning aftermath on the toilet.

via Banned in Hollywood

I could use some Viagra beer

To commemorate the upcoming royal nuptials, Scottish brewery Brewdog is releasing Royal Virility Performance Viagra Beer which contains herbal Viagra and other goodies that are suppose to get you strong like wood.  Bottles sell for about 15 bucks and only 1,000 bottles will be available.

via Laughing Squid

College degrees explained

via Izismile

I need this pill

via Uber Humor

Who says there are no jobs to be had

via Turd Furgeson Blog

Happy 420 Day

I don't partake but I'm sure some of you do.  Puff puff give minions.

via My Confined Space

Tracy Morgan on the Internet

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When a tow truck would be a good idea

via Random Funny Picture

I guess the Monty Python crew sould also be thrown in jail

I'm not sure why there isn't more outrage over the jailing of YouTube comedian Evan Emory for the video he made of himself singing a sexually explicit song to a bunch of school kids.  Now, he didn't actually sing the dirty words to the kids, he simply used some creative video editing to make it seem like he did.  Apparently the parents of the kids got in a tizzy and long story short, Mr. Emory will now spend two months in jail and be forever cast as a child molester for a silly little prank.

Now don't get me wrong, OBVIOUSLY I'm against sexually exploiting kids.  But this is just plain retarded.  Sending a guy to jail for a presumably funny ass video (the video was taken down so I haven't actually seen it) where no kids were actually molested seems a bit - no, very much over the top.  If this guy gets jail time for his video, than perhaps we should send the comedic geniuses behind The Meaning of Life to the electric chair for their epic sperm song below.  Forget video splicing, these fuckers had kids actually singing about the sanctity of sperm.  AND some of them were naked as well.

 

Hope I don't get thrown in jail for this post.

BBC Human Planet: The Douche

The shirt you should wear on your next performance review

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That must be one damn good cupcake

via Banned in Hollywood

Vanity license plate of the day

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Looks like someone likes bacon

via I Love Bacon

Sometimes all you need is a good bro

via Bits and Pieces

The truth about porn

via Uber Humor

Annoying interview question

Not worth a good parking spot

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