Do you have to be a douchebag to play poker?

Seriously, what is up with all these wannabe aholes dressing up like the godamn Uni Bomber?  Is your strategy to distract opponents with your lameness?  I use to love playing poker but ever since the sport got overrun by these junior college flunkies who think they're going to be the next WSOP champion, I've stayed away from the tables to avoid possibly suffocating one these d-bags with their hoodies.

Photos via The Smoking Jacket