My Twitter Doctrine

In an attempt to make our department more efficient, I recently proposed the following to my boss via email:

"I think we should implement the Twitter Doctrine with our group: No email, whether in-bound or out-bound can be more than 140 characters long and no meeting and/or telecon will go past 140 seconds.  Will you support?"

His response:

"This is a fine idea.Well thought out and will inject some needed efficiency into our processes. People are our assets and looking at this makes me view you as a real ass {Error:EOM: 140 character limit reached}"

Smartass.

Btw, follow me on Twitter @chiefmockery.