January 24, 2011

My vote for Mom of the Year

44 year old Vikki Myers was arrested in Illinois after cops found her topless and masturbating in a van outside of a Red Roof Inn where she was staying with her kids. What she was actually charged with? Possession of a handgun without a permit. Seriously, which straight guy right now isn't turned on as hell reading this?

mom arrested for masturbating in van
via Nothing to Do With Abroath


Logical American on January 24, 2011 at 7:42 AM said...

Possession of a handgun? Couldn't she find a dildo? That sounds like a dangerous way to masturbate.

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