January 24, 2011

My vote for Mom of the Year


44 year old Vikki Myers was arrested in Illinois after cops found her topless and masturbating in a van outside of a Red Roof Inn where she was staying with her kids. What she was actually charged with? Possession of a handgun without a permit. Seriously, which straight guy right now isn't turned on as hell reading this?

mom arrested for masturbating in van
via Nothing to Do With Abroath

1 comments:

Logical American on January 24, 2011 at 7:42 AM said...

Possession of a handgun? Couldn't she find a dildo? That sounds like a dangerous way to masturbate.

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