March 23, 2011

Either have lots of sex or none at all

infrequent sex leads to heart attacks
Otherwise you could have a heart attack.  At least that's the conclusion from recent research which found that unhealthy people who have "episodic" sex are 2.7 times more likely to have a heart attack while those that bump uglies on a constant basis can reduce their risk by 45 percent.  Conclusion: legalize prostitution so that ugly people can have sex on a regular basis thereby reducing the country's healthcare costs. 


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