April 5, 2011

Hire monkeys

the monkey recruitment agency
In the event your office doesn't have enough corporate monkeys, you can hire a few more through The Monkey Recruitment Agency.  My company has so many I may decide to start a competing firm.

Looking for a new employee? Got a vacancy you just can’t fill?
We will scour the world for a suitable monkey to meet your needs.

Just fill in the form below with your requirements and we will scour the world to find you a monkey matching your specification, and if we can find a suitable recruit we’ll publish their profile on this site*.

To help us find the right monkey for you we need to know:
1) Your Name/Business
2) The Job Title and ideally a description of what you want the monkey to do.  Good examples include:

“Sexy International Jewel Thief’s Assistant - A monkey assistant who will be treated well and get a fair share of my looting gains. He will have to wear a humorous tuxedo though, heh heh”

“Holding an oversized metallic lollipop whilst supervising smaller monkeys crossing a busy high street at peak times. Will be required to wear a hi-vis jacket (provided) and leather chaps (not provided). An awareness of basic Road Safety is a must.”

via The Presurfer


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