Looking for a new employee? Got a vacancy you just can’t fill?
We will scour the world for a suitable monkey to meet your needs.
To help us find the right monkey for you we need to know:
1) Your Name/Business
2) The Job Title and ideally a description of what you want the monkey to do. Good examples include:
“Sexy International Jewel Thief’s Assistant - A monkey assistant who will be treated well and get a fair share of my looting gains. He will have to wear a humorous tuxedo though, heh heh”
“Holding an oversized metallic lollipop whilst supervising smaller monkeys crossing a busy high street at peak times. Will be required to wear a hi-vis jacket (provided) and leather chaps (not provided). An awareness of basic Road Safety is a must.”
via The Presurfer