My minions must be pissed, their cubicles are smaller

According to this Yahoo article, "the average American office worker had 90 square feet of work space in 1994, but by 2010, that same worker was down to just 75 square feet of personal space in which to stretch out on the job."  My office on the other hand, is bigger than most studio apartments and has enough space for me to target practice with my Nerf guns.  Sucks for the minions.