April 21, 2011

Who says there are no jobs to be had

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midget wanted


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April 20, 2011

Crush of the Day: Nathalie Kelley

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I love those aha moments, like this morning when I realized that the girl from 2 Fast 2 Furious Tokyo Drift is also that sexy cutie in the Bruno Mars video.  Let's hope we see more of Nathalie Kelley in the future.  Oh btw, she's got a topless photo floating around so if you've got some free time at work...

Nathalie Kelley



94 percent chance you will get bowel cancer

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desk job will kill you
Here's some bad news dear minions: a recent study in Australia shows that having a desk job will increase your chances of developing a tumor in your bowels by 94 percent.  Apparently even vigorous exercise won't help:

"Even a high level of vigorous recreational physical activity did not modify the effect of sedentary work.' And they warned: ‘The findings have occupational health implications, given that advances in technology have led to increasing amounts of sedentary behaviour at work.' Sitting down on the job is thought to lead to increased blood sugar levels and damage insulin production, both of which have been linked with the development of bowel cancer"

So basically you're screwed.  



I now like ukuleles

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Happy 420 Day

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I don't partake but I'm sure some of you do.  Puff puff give minions.

pot is good for husband

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Tracy Morgan on the Internet

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When a tow truck would be a good idea

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funny tow truck

via Random Funny Picture

April 15, 2011

I guess the Monty Python crew sould also be thrown in jail

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Evan Emory gets jail for sex song in front of kids
I'm not sure why there isn't more outrage over the jailing of YouTube comedian Evan Emory for the video he made of himself singing a sexually explicit song to a bunch of school kids.  Now, he didn't actually sing the dirty words to the kids, he simply used some creative video editing to make it seem like he did.  Apparently the parents of the kids got in a tizzy and long story short, Mr. Emory will now spend two months in jail and be forever cast as a child molester for a silly little prank.

Now don't get me wrong, OBVIOUSLY I'm against sexually exploiting kids.  But this is just plain retarded.  Sending a guy to jail for a presumably funny ass video (the video was taken down so I haven't actually seen it) where no kids were actually molested seems a bit - no, very much over the top.  If this guy gets jail time for his video, than perhaps we should send the comedic geniuses behind The Meaning of Life to the electric chair for their epic sperm song below.  Forget video splicing, these fuckers had kids actually singing about the sanctity of sperm.  AND some of them were naked as well.
 

Hope I don't get thrown in jail for this post.



BBC Human Planet: The Douche

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The shirt you should wear on your next performance review

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Fuck you shirt

via The Laughing Squid

That must be one damn good cupcake

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Lesbian cupcake

via Banned in Hollywood

Vanity license plate of the day

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funny vanity plate

via EPICponyz

Looks like someone likes bacon

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via I Love Bacon

April 14, 2011

Sometimes all you need is a good bro

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via Bits and Pieces

The truth about porn

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via Uber Humor

 

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