January 10, 2011

Don't get mad at me, it says so in the bible


In case you're curious what Deuteronomy 22:28-29 actually says:

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
via Alphaville


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