I love ducks. Granted it’s usually after they’re
roasted and served on a plate with Hoisin sauce, but still, I think I
would be a great “Duck Guy”. That’s the job currently held by Bill Zimmerman who also doubles as a security guard at Aflac. Check out his
awesome duties:
“Each
morning he lets the ducks out of their overnight pens; then he cleans
their beds while they hang out all day on Aflac's quarter-acre pond. At
night, when everybody goes home, the ducks do, too: Zimmerman treks to
the pond, where the ducks waddle up to him to be fed, watered, and put
to bed. He says they know the sight of him, and come running when they
spot him. "They get used to the blue uniform," he says.”
Ok,
maybe the part about cleaning their beds kinda suck, but the rest of
the job description seems pretty cool. In any case, I’d rather be in
charge of a flock of cute ducks instead of dealing with a bunch of
moronic office monkeys like I am now. I might have to take a pay cut though.
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