So I can't do this in the office?

A San Diego weatherman was placed on three years probation and lost his plush job at KUSI-TV for pleasuring himself in front of a glass window in his office while he watched a 20-something female at a bus stop.  She didn't appreciate the demonstration of self-love and reported him to the police.

Luckily for me, you can't see through our company windows.  Actually, I should check on that.  

via CBS 8