February 17, 2011

Suckness is dying in your cubicle

worker dies in cubicle
Yesterday I wrote that it was better to die while in a hooker sandwich than in a miserable little cubicle.  It turns out someone actually died in a cubicle last week:

DOWNEY (KTLA)An L.A. County employee apparently died while working in her cubicle on Friday, but no one noticed for quite some time. 51-year-old Rebecca Wells was found by a security guard on Saturday afternoon. She was slumped over on her desk in the L.A. County Department of Internal Services. “I came in Saturday to do a little work, and I saw them when they were taking her out,” co-worker Hattie Robertson told KTLA. The exact time of death is not clear, but detectives say that, at worst, she had been dead for a day before her body was discovered.

So see minions, go out and get your Charlie Sheen on before some security guard finds your corpse slumped over TPS reports in your cubicle. 

via Barstool Sports


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