This lady doesn't need a purse

Why would she when she apparently can fit 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her vagina according to police who searched her after a car crash due to her connection with a minor burglary.  Now I don't know what the hell sundry pills are but the rest of the stuff could fit snuggly in a duffel bag, let alone one's coochie.  Rumor has it she's now applying for Charlie Sheen's internship job.

via Jalopnik