March 22, 2011

This lady doesn't need a purse

woman puts 54 bags of heroin in vagina
Why would she when she apparently can fit 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her vagina according to police who searched her after a car crash due to her connection with a minor burglary.  Now I don't know what the hell sundry pills are but the rest of the stuff could fit snuggly in a duffel bag, let alone one's coochie.  Rumor has it she's now applying for Charlie Sheen's internship job.

via Jalopnik


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