cut my stock options this year. So how will I get my petty revenge for their bastardly act cheapness? By running all the reports through this document corrupter that I found courtesy of I Heart Chaos.
How does it work? I have no fucking idea but once you run your document through the corrupter, it modifies the file so that it can no longer open. And since these executives are computer illiterate idiots - one of them literally has his admin print out every single email he receives so that he can hand-write responses for her to type up - they'll end up spending all day trying to open them.